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I said, “If you’re going to drool
On the couch, at least
Have the decency to flip the pillow over.”
She went out drinking and flipped the car over.

She said, “Sorry. I drooled.”

She said, “If I fall in the toilet
One more time…
Is it really so hard to put things down?”
I put the dog down.

“No,” I said.